the wiener mom writes an open letter to little wieners everywhere

Dear wieners (specifically mine, but all are welcome),

I have come before you today to address a crucial issue in the success of wiener mom/little wiener relationships. The future of my goodwill and your continued survival depend upon it.
My dear wieners, we must discuss the meaning of the word "other". What it means is not that one, i.e. not that hand, the OTHER one or not that foot, the OTHER ONE. When a person has two of something (hands or feet primarily) and the wiener mom says "not that one, the other one" she does not mean the SAME ONE, she means the OTHER ONE. What confuses the otherwise intelligent and capable mind of the wiener mom, is how a relatively small wiener can correctly use words like, ACTUALLY, and USUALLY, and even REAPPEARING, but he can not give the wiener mom THE OTHER FOOT, even after repeated pointing and wild gesturing, as well as overly clear annunciation, "No, the OTH-ER one."

Perhaps this is a phenomenon witnessed only in wiener world, and both wieners and non-wieners in the outside world have a strong grasp of the OTHER one. If so, please give the wiener mom your apparently successful strategies before she pulls her hair out. No, the other one.

Love and kisses, the wiener mom