a very, very short play by the wiener mom

characters: big wiener, middle wiener, the wiener mom

setting: the wiener's bedroom about 7:45 pm Monday night
big wiener is getting his pajamas on and trying to tell the wiener mom about something that happened at school (this will be a very long and drawwwwwwn out process, as big wiener LOVES to talk).
The wiener mom is trying to get middle wiener into his pull-up and pajamas. He is buck naked and apparently trying to pull his penis off...

big wiener: So, then, we went to the.... art room and....
middle wiener: My penis doesn't come off! It doesn't!
big wiener: at the art room we had to wait for... uh Mrs.... what's her name... and
middle wiener: It really doesn't come off mom!
the wiener mom: shhh. I'm trying to listen to your brother.
big wiener: the art teacher wasn't there and there was a sub. do I need cold medicine tonight?
middle wiener: Moooom, my penis will not come off! (continues to violently pull on said member)
the wiener mom: I know that. Now let me listen to your brother. You already had your cold medicine, but what happened in the art room.
big wiener: we are gonna start a project with, ummm what do you call it...
middle wiener: (grabs the wiener mom's face and stares deep into her eyes) My. Penis. Doesn't. Come. Off! (grins).
(the wiener mom is struggling to pull up aforementioned pull-up under incredible odds (involving penis pulling)
the wiener mom: Stop talking to me about your penis!!!
middle wiener: you don't have a penis (shakes head seriously) are you sad?
the wiener mom: NO!
big wiener: paper mache!

the end.