what is so g.d. offensive about getting your hair cut? I don't get this and don't expect it, especially when Daddy Wiener says after Little wiener's last haircut (which I refused to attend because of the the horrific abuse he bestowed on me at the one before)
"He was great! No trouble at all!"
What the #@$**?!
Perhaps he has a doppelganger that appears for Daddy.
It's the same shop, same haircutting lady (rocking a 90's version of Kate G's do), same fire truck you can sit in...
and yet...
It has to be me.
How many times have I been told, "____ Wiener is PERFECT for me." and wondered who this aforementioned wiener was.
It has to be me.
I know, I know they save the worst for mom because they know she'll love them anyway. I know, I know, but it just gets tiresome.
When it's noon and you have two half naked wieners begging for chocolate chips while they simutanesouly play with water and refuse to eat lunch (AGAIN) you get tired.
When you have one wiener in a time out for twenty minutes becuase he refuses to either get dressed or go to school or eat lunch (AGAIN) and the other wiener is pulling at your pants leg for chocolate chips (STILL) you get tired.
When it's nap time and you have two hours to yourself, the bed is calling your name "Wiener mom, come to me" and yet you have a #$@** load of stuff to do you get tired. Then you get even more tired when Little wiener spends an indescribable amount of time yelling, "Get Up!"
Basically what I'm trying to get at is: I'm tired.
p.s. the haircut, not so bad, despite the screaming, twisting and general belligerence, which was only interupted very breifly by an Elmo phone.
Listening... what?
14 years ago
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I'd like to mention that when little wiener wouldn't get dressed or go to school, daddy wiener spoke with him on the phone and talked him in to going in about 10 seconds. So, perhaps there is a dual personality thing going on here...
I love you Wiener Mom!
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