I have discovered the most perfect sentence ever crafted in the English language. It speaks volumes in only 7 words. It speaks of pain and disappointment and the hope for a better tomorrow. It speaks of the inner longings of man and the things he may never have.
It is...
Wait for it...
Tom did not get a hot bun.
This is the first sentence of Big wiener's first spelling test EVER.
He got 100%. I am so proud and yet, so profoundly sad for Tom and his lack of a hot bun.
Maybe next time, Tom.
Listening... what?
14 years ago
2 comments:
Awesome!! Frame it :)
Poetry! Sheer Poetry! Hooray for Big Wiener. He is bound for greatness.
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