the wiener mom finds out all the wonderful things you can do with a wiener

Middle wiener: Mommy, my glasses are dirty. (hands glasses to the wiener mom)
wiener mom: How did they get so dirty? (as she starts spit cleaning them)
Middle wiener: I put my penis on them.
Really? Really?

[Middle wiener in the bathtub]
Middle wiener: Look, mommy I can stick this lego guy to my penis!
Really? Really?

You can stretch it! But you can't pull it off (see previous post-a very short play)!
You can twist it! You can jam it up into itself (apparently)!
You can compare the size of it to the size of another wiener's wiener!
Oh the fun you can have with a wiener!