Since big wiener has started school (preschool-age 3) I have always lived with this irrational, paranoid feeling that I'm going to get a phone call from the school nurse saying one of the following:
a. your wiener has vomited all over the entire school.
b. your wiener has a raging fever and is hallucinating.
c. your wiener has raging diarrhea and has soiled himself and all those in the vicinity.
d. your wiener has actually coughed up a lung.
e. any combination of a through d.
Never in all that time did I imagine that the call I would finally receive from a school nurse (after 3 and 1/2 years of waiting for it) would be for a sore wiener.
A wiener with a sore wiener. What are the chances?
Well, with three wieners, probably higher than you might imagine or I might hope.
Listening... what?
14 years ago
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