the wiener mom's peeve (just the one)

I just have to get this off my chest. Big wiener's favorite snack is crackers; saltines, soda crackers, or as we call them here in wiener world, square crackers. He eats them like a wood chipper though and it drives me nuts. The crackers go in the hole and suddenly there's cracker shrapnel flying out all over. Cracker debris on the couch, the table, the rug (again!). I don't really like to vacuum all that much, but I like cracker shrapnel even less.