the wiener mom welcomes you to wiener world

someone peed on the wall
there is a plastic spider on the bathroom windowsill that stares at me with it's 4 eyes (is that even right?) while I use the toilet
there's gravel in the lint trap of the dryer and sand in the washing machine tub
someone taped a piece of construction paper to the coffee table with 37 pieces of scotch tape
there's jam between the couch cushions
someone tried to photo copy a band aid and there's a walkie talkie in the scanner
my dining room chairs used to be upholstered in gold and orange dahlias, now they're upholstered in finger paint, pudding, and grease
a rubber frog, superman and a race car are getting a bath in a bowl on the dining room table
there used to be water in the bowl, now it's on the floor
someone dumped half a bottle of bubble bath into the bath tub
the living room rug is covered with tissue paper and large pieces of foam that came from the large box that has become a wiener boat
there's chalk on the dog and the word "fart" is written on the chalkboard in the dining room
(at least the word "fart" isn't written on the dog)
on the bright side... maybe there's a bright future for a boy that can pee sideways
everyone here appreciates the angry chimpanzee impersonations
no one cares if I shower or shave
I can build with Lego's any time I want
I am and shall always be the wiener queen
we laugh a lot
I love folding little wiener laundry, which is good because there is a lot of it
sometimes there's a hug for no reason or a cuddle just because
you take the good, you take the bad and there you have... wiener world