the wiener mom and the second most perfect sentence ever written

"Can he get sheep in the pet shop?"

spelled perfectly (of course) by big wiener.

several questions...

1. Who buys sheep in a pet shop? What kind of a pet shop might this be? Would these be sheep from sheep mills?

2.Pet shop just screams impulse buy to me. Who buys sheep on a whim? the whole tone of the question is panicky. It's a sheep emergency! He needs sheep now! he's been driving all over the city for the g. damn sheep! he has a sheep buying deadline!

3. Just how many sheep does he need? Obviously more than one, but how many? Unless you're getting like a whole big posse (herd might be the word I'm looking for) what's the point? You can't shear like 3 sheep and make anything warmer than a toaster cozy I imagine. But then again maybe that's the emergency; his toaster is cold.